February 2012
10 posts
Dear Beta
So I saw letter/rant about a guy writing about something nice girls rejecting the nice guys and then turning around saying that there are no more nice guys in the world. If you want to read it here it is. And you know what you will find this on websites where you will find lulz because in my opinion the author is an idiot and idiots make me lul. Not to mention I have a few things to say about that...
A New Creed: The only "fun" i know is in... →
anewcreed:
my future mistress Dianna Agron and all her website friends are always encouraging pple to go on adventures, go out and paint the town red, enjoy the weekends, have fun and just live life.
Wouldnt tht be nice. You know wht i do on MY weekends? Homework nigga! I do homework every damn day of the…
That some real shit right there.
January 2012
2 posts
Since everyone is jumping on the end of the year reflections, I might as well to. But I need to be reminded that I have to write this on paper. On the beginning of the year I started out as an 18 years old. Being born on the January 4, I was older than most of my peers. One of the first things I did that month was hold a gun with Venkataram. We were young and the freedom excited us. Hell we even...
December 2011
10 posts
I'd rather be told the truth than be lied to.
I’m a fucking man, not a girl, people gotta be up front about what they really mean. I can take a rejection, I’m not one of them forever alone guys who cries about someone who doesn’t like them. I believe it’s petty. Yeah it will hurt but at least I know what’s up and I could move on.
Deadmau5+Dubstep+WoW?
Equals to one good idea. BECAUSE It’S STUPID! REALLY REALLY STUPID!
Watchlalasayshella:
spoinkle:
simple—buteffective:
shinedswag:
ashleydarkness01:
b1tchassalyssa:
I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO!!!!! Life = complete
I couldn’t even finish watching this omfg I’m crying.
omfg
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
sweet jesus take me now
OMG LOL I feel like I dance like this sometimes..
So I go to former friend of mine to apologize for...
Me: Hey are you busy?
FF (Former Friend): Yes I'm cleaning
Me: ha right, you're always cleaning. Well I just came by to say I'm sorry.
FF: Okay
Me (suprised): Okay... well... um... yeah, sorry.
FF: Okay.
Me: Well did not expect that to happen. I'll be going then. Happy Holidays.
FF: ha alright you too.
FF (msg): ok first things first. im still mad at you. i have every right to be. secondly get rid of those bug eyed glasses, trust me you look horrible and i have several other itnesses to account for that statement. lastly you will pay for my thermostat replacement. its going to range from $25-$45. im more leaning towards the $25 one.
It took balls to say sorry, and you even said it to my face.and thank you for doing so. how ever the next time you pull something like this i will not hesitate to kick your ass, understand?
FF (msg): other than that, we gotta go do something eventually.
Me (msg): Yes, be mad, I know you have every right to be. I was being selfish. For what I have done, I recognize it as a mistake. However I only stopped by to say to sorry for hurting the feelings of another human being. I was not seeking any redemption. Whether or not you even accept my apology is up to you. And that's where I stop. I don't mean to offend, but an apology is not taking off my aviators. I like them and if anyone else have a problem with that, it is none of my concern. Also, I will not pay for your thermostat, I do not owe you that much, in fact I don't even have a working thermostat either. And my apology did not mean I wanted be friends. Again, I'm not trying to offend you or piss you off. So have a happy holidays and I wish you the best of luck in your pursuit of success.
FF (msg): touche
I need a guy best friend,
fckitsashley:
One who won’t get annoyed of me singing songs after songs to them
One who will be there to listen to me
One who will talk to me almost every day/night
One who corrects me from my mistakes
One who would keep their promises & is trustworthy
One who is actually enjoyable to be on the phone with
One who would be ONLY MY guy best friend, I don’t need 50 other girl best...
I gotta stop switching languages
Friend: nineteeeeen... sixtyyyyyy... two?
Me: Nein (no in German)
Friend: Sixty nine?
Me: No
Friend: What! Then what is it?! You said it was sixty nine and then you said no!
Me: Oh I said nein as in no in German!
Friend: *rolls eyes*
In my humble fucking opinion: Pokemon Erotica... →
The road to Saffron City was long and hard. Misty knew this better than most. She had found herself constantly adrift in a sea of pokemon, sex, pokemon, sex, and was beginning to go under. Lucky for her she was mistress of the ocean and could beckon star shaped pokemon Starmie to her aid. Often…
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
6 posts
“Don’t focus on finding the right girl, focus on becoming the right man.”
– Some guy’s brother on Reddit
Here’s a funny joke girls always tell me, “I want to date a nice guy.” Cracks me up every time.
This week I lost a friend. A good friend in particular. As I walked the streets of fremont and san jose and as I was spending time with some old buddies, I got to thinking how beneficial this loss was. I lost my best friend and two other friends with him. What do I have to gain?
I actually get to be my own man again. I hung out with him and his ex-girlfriend so much that those two became my...
Ever wondered if you're dead but no one ever told...
Yeah that’s life right now. S.S.D.D. Stressing out day after day, test after test, and when the weekend hits, things are much better. I hope it gets better soon. Sometimes I thought should have joined the Marines, do my tour, disappear after my tour, and then start doing comedy. You can’t get fired when you’re in the entertainment business. If you have the heart, you can only do...
Guess who became part of the laugh factory comedy tribe? Me that’s who!
We are all pattern seeking organisms but nothing in life is expected. That is the irony of human life.
September 2011
1 post
7 tags
Last Saturday Night
Fugitives was a success! However the turn out was lower than I expected. Out of the all the people who said they were going to come only half showed up. I pulled up into the empty parking lot only to see a group of people. Joe—my friend—was in this group along with his younger cousin, Ricky. The game had just started as soon as I pulled up. I got out of my car and walked towards the group to...
August 2011
1 post
Why?
Why is it every time when I am around her everyone thinks I like her or we would make a good couple?! It’s driving me insane and I don’t want to ruin something just yet over petty feelings.
February 2011
24 posts
Hip-hop never died, it was buried alive. If you...
That sucks
So my buddy from Stockton tells me that Stockton is no longer the worst place in America. The city that beat Stockton also beat Oakland and Detroit. That place is Cleveland. Yes. Not only Cleveland lost Lebron James to Miami, they get placed in America’s #1 worst city over Stockton, Oakland, and Detroit.
When she texts back...
… it makes my day.
LIKE A BOSS.: Try to read this →
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thatshellajeantelle:
chubbbbbbrina:
erikanese:
wthpatrick:
wetouchifeelarush:
“eeht ot live fo retsam eht nommus”
Now, read it backwards.
This is an Satanic chant.
You’ve officially been cursed.
Reblog within 30…
Reblog if there's always that ONE bitch who pisses...
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
jeaannguyen:
melodeezyfbaby:
-bitchassness:
condomsinmyfood:
mkzsupreme:
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
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WatchThis is my song!
Reactivate then Deactivate
I go back on Facebook again just to see if I could find any use. I did promise my friend I will no longer be mean for awhile some here’s a few grievences I have with the people on Facebook.
These are my friends but I could only stand most of them in small doses. Nobody’s problems concern me. Real problems are something that are hidden and everybody will post stupid, repetitive...
If you think you are unhappy... →
tranquilheart:
If you think you are unhappy…
If you think your salary is low… If you think you don’t have many friends…
When you feel like giving up … If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does? If you complain about your transport system …
If your society is unfair …
Enjoy life, how it is, and as it comes There are always those who are worse off than we...
Day 4 - Views on Religion
To start off I am not a religious person even though I come from a religious family. But where I am and how I grew up is just the by product of how I am not religious. I don’t have the answers to life but I do like to challenge everything but the obvious. Doing this should keep everyone on their feet unless your mind is deeply wrapped around the religious doublethink.
I only like religion...
Day 3 - Drugs and Alcohol
To start off I will not say if I have done any drugs or any alcohol nor will I say I haven’t. But I view drugs and alcohol as something here to stay. Even though it maybe bad for your body but there will always be addicts. As you human being we tend to like things that make us feel good.
Alot of people say D&A are bad for you. Of course they are but “have you every tried it...
Day 2 - Where I'd like to be in 10 years.
This is really hard because I’m only 18. The things I want now for when I am 28 will most likely be different by the time I actually turn 28. For example I don’t want any kids at all. As a matter fact the though of marriage is unappealing to the number of divorces.
But by the time I’m 28 I’d like to be living away from my parents house with a job that pays for every...